13 Things Women Think When He Goes Near Your Butt

1. Whoa, whoa, whoa, did he think that was on the table? Phew, he is moving away from it. False alarm.

2. Maybe today's the day I'm going to feel adventurous and just try it. Nope, no, it isn't. I miscalculated.

3. Does he think about butt stuff a lot? I'm told men like that sort of thing, so maybe he just feels weird bringing it up, which makes sense considering I'm getting this freaked out and he hasn't even done anything yet.