Jessica Alba's Swimsuit Bod Is Banging For British GQ! You're Gonna Wish You Were This Surfboard!

Wow, the editors over at British GQ don't seem to know their audience very well. On the other hand, maybe they wanted to do something different for a change.
We're not saying the actress doesn't still look gorgeous in the blue maillot, but her bikini body is one of her most famous assets, and you'd think a lad's mag, of all things, would want to call as much attention to it as possible.
Maybe GQ is starting a one-piece revolution, because the second shot of Jessica in the spread also features her in a strapless one-piece. Inneresting!
But, listen up, readers! The actress opens up on some of the things men wear that she absolutely hates, like:
"Wear clothes that are too tight. Bathing suits that are too tight and small T-shirts, and I'm not a fan of studs or tattoo prints on T-shirts or trousers. I like a skinny jean, but I just think tight board shorts are weird."
You heard it here first, guys! So if you want Jessica to like you, don't wear board shorts or speedos!
[Image via British GQ]